Fake News Reports!
Sports Illustrated Has Sold For $110 Million Dollars!
If they hadn't put all those politically correct models in their swimsuit edition, it would have sold for $220 million.
Dispute Over Customer's Vomit Led To Shooting By Albuquerque Uber Driver!
"Um, shooting you won't affect my rating, will it?"
What Are This Week's Activities At The Deming Senior Center?
1) Tub-Thumping.
2) Bringing The Ruckus.
3) Grave Dodging.
4) Extreme Lounging.
5) Battle Of The Booties.
A Belen Woman On An Electric Scooter In Albuquerque Has Been Been Charged With A DWI!
What was the police's FIRST clue that she was under the influence?
Duh... she was riding an electric scooter.
Heroic Border Patrol Agents Have Rescued A Paraplegic Man And A Double Amputee After Smugglers Throw Them Into The River!
"Immigration crisis? What immigration crisis?" Democratic presidential contenders insists with their heads all firmly stuck into a hole in the ground.
The New York Times Is FORBIDDING Its Reporters From Appearing On Any Politically Partisan Television News Shows!
Which, um, would be ALL of them.
The University Of New Mexico Is Considering Building A Fence Around Their Main Campus!
Silly UNM... walls don't work.
Just ask the 2,200 foreign nationals who entered the United States illegally over the Memorial Day Weekend.
In A Giant Leap For Womankind, Mothers Can Now Nurse Their Infants In The New El Paso County Courthouse "Mom Pods"!
Otherwise known as the lady's toilet stall.
Always Get Married Early In The Morning!
That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
I will do whatever it takes to not do whatever it takes.
A Belen Woman On An Electric Scooter In Albuquerque Has Been Been Charged With A DWI!
What was the police's FIRST clue that she was under the influence?
Duh... she was riding an electric scooter.
Heroic Border Patrol Agents Have Rescued A Paraplegic Man And A Double Amputee After Smugglers Throw Them Into The River!
"Immigration crisis? What immigration crisis?" Democratic presidential contenders insists with their heads all firmly stuck into a hole in the ground.
The New York Times Is FORBIDDING Its Reporters From Appearing On Any Politically Partisan Television News Shows!
Which, um, would be ALL of them.
The University Of New Mexico Is Considering Building A Fence Around Their Main Campus!
Silly UNM... walls don't work.
Just ask the 2,200 foreign nationals who entered the United States illegally over the Memorial Day Weekend.
In A Giant Leap For Womankind, Mothers Can Now Nurse Their Infants In The New El Paso County Courthouse "Mom Pods"!
Otherwise known as the lady's toilet stall.
Always Get Married Early In The Morning!
That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
I will do whatever it takes to not do whatever it takes.
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