Fake News Reports!
Fox News Anchor And Everybody's Least Favorite Third Stooge Shep Smith Encourages Americans To Read The Mueller Report!
If I wanted to read, I would have stayed in school.
Jon Stewart BLASTS Absent Lawmakers At Tuesday's Hearing Concerning The Continued Funding Of 9-11's Victims Compensation Fund!
Where was everybody?
They were too busy running for President.
Did Former Vice-President Joe Biden REALLY Vow To Cure Cancer If Elected?
Um, maybe you better go back to plagiarizing other people's ideas, Joe.
Democrats: "We voted and now you have to hand over ALL your redacted emails and documents and there's nothing you can do about it. You hear that? NOTHING! Bwah, ha, ha, ha, ha, HA!"
Trump: "Ahem... presidential privilege."
Democrats: "Sheeet."
Theresa May Will Announce The United Kingdom Will Cut Carbon Emissions To "Net Zero" By 2050!
"And have you met my imaginary boyfriend Phillip? He assures me it can be done."
Is The United States Ready For A Russia-China Alliance?
"Give us a chance to put on our pants first."
This Just In!
Europe Is Complaining That It Has TOO Many Tourists!
Well, that explains their inability to serve anyone a cold drink.
Anti-Trumpers Are Using President Trump's 73rd Birthday To Celebrate John McCain!
"Celebrating John McCain's accomplishments will really stick it to Trump!"
Just out of curiosity, what were John McCain's accomplishments?
"You always have to spoil everything, don't you?"
Has-Been Who's The Boss Child Actress Alyssa Milano Is On Day 146 Of Her Sex Strike!
Wow, Alyssa, what's it like not having sex for over FOUR months?
"Ask my husband. He's got plenty of experience."
Has-Been Who's The Boss child Actress Alyssa Milano On Day 147 Of Sex Strike!
Wow, Alyssa, what's it like not having for almost FIVE MONTHS?
"Oh, I'm having plenty of sex. Just not with my husband."
Theresa May Will Announce The United Kingdom Will Cut Carbon Emissions To "Net Zero" By 2050!
"And have you met my imaginary boyfriend Phillip? He assures me it can be done."
Is The United States Ready For A Russia-China Alliance?
"Give us a chance to put on our pants first."
This Just In!
Europe Is Complaining That It Has TOO Many Tourists!
Well, that explains their inability to serve anyone a cold drink.
Anti-Trumpers Are Using President Trump's 73rd Birthday To Celebrate John McCain!
"Celebrating John McCain's accomplishments will really stick it to Trump!"
Just out of curiosity, what were John McCain's accomplishments?
"You always have to spoil everything, don't you?"
Has-Been Who's The Boss Child Actress Alyssa Milano Is On Day 146 Of Her Sex Strike!
Wow, Alyssa, what's it like not having sex for over FOUR months?
"Ask my husband. He's got plenty of experience."
Has-Been Who's The Boss child Actress Alyssa Milano On Day 147 Of Sex Strike!
Wow, Alyssa, what's it like not having for almost FIVE MONTHS?
"Oh, I'm having plenty of sex. Just not with my husband."
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