John Lennon to Paul, George, & Ringo:
“Me and Yoko got married, mates.”
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It’s April Fools!
Yep, you qualify.
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No pizza and beer in Hell.
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I stole her heart.
Quite literally.
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The green beer gave me cancer.
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Bloodstains are so hard to hide.
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“We should break up.”
“I’m pregnant.”
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The starving dogs began to feast.
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Holy crap... Donald Trump was RIGHT!
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Is that a lump I feel?
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The morgue’s dead began to rise.
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“Clown For Hire”
—John Wayne Gacy
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Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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