Smiling, the clown locked the door.
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A thousand followers—POOF!—gone overnight.
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So lost.
Who’s that behind me?
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Dead lips curl into a smile.
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And the groundhog predicted:
No Survivors!
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Dead lips curl into a smile.
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"Do not be afraid,” they lied.
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For Sale. Fresh Meat. No Questions.
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“This is not your Captain speaking.”
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Party’s over.
Why won’t they leave?
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That fetus you aborted...
…it survived.
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“Yes, Virginia, there IS a Pennywise.”
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Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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