The leprechaun had such sharp teeth.
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Santa descended the chimney…
…in pieces.
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For sale. Baby shoes. Don’t ask.
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The babysitter’s red lips dripped blood.
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Gas. Inflation. Willie Nelson. All high.
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“Hi, I’m Pennywise. What’s for dinner?”
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“Don’t worry, I’m a FRIENDLY clown.”
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Should’ve known werewolves couldn’t be housebroken.
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“I’m Ted Bundy. What’s your name?”
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Sex. Sex. Sex. Married. No sex.
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“Honey, mother’s moving in with us.”
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My mother-in-law is never leaving.
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Murder was definitely cheaper than divorce.
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