“This meat tastes funny. Where’s grandma?”
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The real monsters live next door.
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I have my father’s eyes.
Delicious.
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Grandpa was tough... and tasted awful.
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Why do these dates have legs?
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The zombies started with my eyes.
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His head hurt... and then exploded.
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And that man was Jeffrey Dahmer.
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“I’m dead? Sweet Jesus!” “Guess again.”
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Special Russian Invasion Edition:
“I just got my draft notice.”
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Finally, he could pass for human.
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“Is that a gun?”
BANG!
“Yes.”
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“Why is the back door open?”
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“But mommy SAID she’d be back!”
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For Sale. Chainsaw. Only Used Once.
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Jim Duchene
Master Astrostologist
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