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There MIGHT Be A Friends TV Show Reunion On HBO Max!
The whole world yawns in excitement.
Everyone Has A Purpose In Life!
Mine is napping.
Winter Is Definitely Here!
My dog's fleas are vacationing in Florida.
Presidential Wannabe Joe Biden Called One Of His Female Supporters A "Lyin' Dog-Faced Pony Soldier"!
When asked why he would even say such a thing, he answered, "It works for Trump."
The World Health Organization Has Officially Changed The Name Of China's Dreaded Coronavirus To COVID-19 Because...
"...if it's harder to say, it's harder to catch."
Today, Americans Pay Tribute To Abraham Lincoln On His Birthday (02-12-1809)!
"That's so nice," he says from his great log cabin in the sky, "it makes me wish I was alive to enjoy it."
Today, The World Celebrates The Legacy Of Charles Darwin On His Birthday (02-12-1809)!
"That's so nice," he says from his mansion in Heaven, "it makes me wish I wasn't so wrong about evolution."
In A Landslide Republican Victory, President Trump WINS The New Hampshire GOP Primary!
"It helps if you have nobody running against you," he admits.
In A Response To A Question, Presidential Wannabe Joe Biden Admitted, "I Think We Could Run Mickey Mouse Against This President And Have A Shot."!
So what do the Democrats need YOU for?
"Er... ah... WHA?"
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