Fake News Reports!
Polls Show That Bernie Sanders Leads The Other Presidential Wannabes In Donations From Big Tech Employees Who...
"...just want our student loans paid off, man."
THOUSANDS Of Women March, Making Their Voices Heard In Anti-Government Protests Taking Place In Iraq!
Services will be held Wednesday.
The Church Of England Apologizes For Its Last 70 Years Of Racism!
But hasn't the Church of England been around for five HUNDRED years, maybe even dating back to 597 AD?
"I'm afraid I don't see your point, old chap," a church spokesman cheerios.
The Philippine Government Is Poised To End A Major Military Agreement With The United States!
"Just keep sending us money," they say.
In An Act Of Papal Infallibility, Pope Francis Has Ruled Against The Ordination Of Married Men As Catholic Priests In the Amazon!
"They'll just have to be satisfied molesting young boys like the rest of us."
Astronomers Have Discovered A Mysterious Radio Signal In Deep Space!
Isn't the universe FILLED with radio signals?
"Yes."
Then what makes this one special?
"Because we found it."
Massachusetts State Representative David Nangle Has Been ARRESTED For Allegedly "Misusing Campaign Funds"!
How can you tell he's a Democrat?
Because the news media isn't reporting that part of his political biography.
How Can You Tell The Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich--Whose 14-Year Prison Sentence Was Commuted By President Trump--Is A Democrat?
Because the news media isn't reporting that part of his political biography.
Batman?
I've just seen pictures of Robert Pattinson in the new costume.
It's more like Shatman.
The American Dental Association Has Revealed That An Overwhelming Majority Of Dentists Prefer Electric Toothbrushes Over Manual Toothbrushes!
Personally, I prefer women.
Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
The Philippine Government Is Poised To End A Major Military Agreement With The United States!
"Just keep sending us money," they say.
In An Act Of Papal Infallibility, Pope Francis Has Ruled Against The Ordination Of Married Men As Catholic Priests In the Amazon!
"They'll just have to be satisfied molesting young boys like the rest of us."
Astronomers Have Discovered A Mysterious Radio Signal In Deep Space!
Isn't the universe FILLED with radio signals?
"Yes."
Then what makes this one special?
"Because we found it."
Massachusetts State Representative David Nangle Has Been ARRESTED For Allegedly "Misusing Campaign Funds"!
How can you tell he's a Democrat?
Because the news media isn't reporting that part of his political biography.
How Can You Tell The Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich--Whose 14-Year Prison Sentence Was Commuted By President Trump--Is A Democrat?
Because the news media isn't reporting that part of his political biography.
Batman?
I've just seen pictures of Robert Pattinson in the new costume.
It's more like Shatman.
The American Dental Association Has Revealed That An Overwhelming Majority Of Dentists Prefer Electric Toothbrushes Over Manual Toothbrushes!
Personally, I prefer women.
Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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