Fake News Reports!
Six Word Horror Story:
And the groundhog predicted: No Survivors!
Hmm... it's raining outside.
Fortunately, it's always dry in my bed.
This Just In!
Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren... the DNC's prospect of winning the next presidential election is so low they're thinking of putting Donald Trump's name on today's Iowa Caucus.
Video Has Emerged Of Beyonce & Jay-Z Disrespecting The National Anthem During Sunday's Super Bowl!
Give them a break, America.
Don't you know how hard it is to claim the United States is a racist & unfair country when you're mega-rich & super-successful?
Fear Of Contracting The Deadly China Coronavirus Has Fueled Racism Against Asians!
That's true.
Even I would think twice before asking for a Happy Ending at Robert Kraft's favorite massage parlor.
Six Word Horror Story:
The babysitter's red lips dripped blood.
Six Word Horror Story:
Special State of the Union Edition!
Trump's message was: "I'm STILL President!"
This Just In!
Bernie Sanders WINS The Iowa Caucus!
But due to a voting "malfunction"...
The Winner Of The Iowa Caucus STILL Hasn't Been Determined!
"We haven't yet found a way to cheat Bernie Sanders out of his victory, while, at the same time, making sure the results seem legitimate," the DNC explains.
Big Tobacco Advocate Rush Limbaugh Announces On His Radio Show That He's Been Diagnosed With Advanced Lung Cancer!
Somewhere, Big Tobacco is laughing maniacally.
Six Word Horror Story:
The babysitter's red lips dripped blood.
Six Word Horror Story:
Special State of the Union Edition!
Trump's message was: "I'm STILL President!"
This Just In!
Bernie Sanders WINS The Iowa Caucus!
But due to a voting "malfunction"...
The Winner Of The Iowa Caucus STILL Hasn't Been Determined!
"We haven't yet found a way to cheat Bernie Sanders out of his victory, while, at the same time, making sure the results seem legitimate," the DNC explains.
Big Tobacco Advocate Rush Limbaugh Announces On His Radio Show That He's Been Diagnosed With Advanced Lung Cancer!
Somewhere, Big Tobacco is laughing maniacally.
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