9) Financially ruining her parents will make her think twice about leaving you, just as...
8) Ruining her reputation is sure to make her come crawling back.
7) I've never used Viagra. I don't even know what that is.
6) Don't pay your contract workers. It shows her you're just one of the guys.
5) In a gang-bang, always insist on going first.
4) First you pay her to OPEN her mouth, then you pay her to keep her mouth CLOSED.
3) When you're done having your filthy way with her, respectfully say, "You can let yourself out."
2) What if she doesn't want to leave? Tell me, what are you paying your security for?
1) Remember, bleach will get out those stubborn blood stains.