Fake News Reports!
Al Gore!
TRENDING!
On TWITTER!
What’s that guy whining about now?
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I’ve just read that Bob Dylan turned 80-years-old today.
Don’t be silly.
Bob Dylan’s been 80 since the 60s.
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The Toronto Star Reports On Canada’s Perspective One Year After The Death Of George Floyd!
No one is interested in what you have to say, Canada.
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The Telegraph Reports That Meghan Markle’s Husband, The Royal Formally Known As Prince Harry, Says The Royal Family...
“...are a bunch of meanies.”
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The World Health Organization Opens The 74th World Health Assembly!
Will they verify once and for all that the Coronavirus originated in Wuhan, China?
“Xi Jinping says no,” a WHO spokesman says.
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Studies Show That The Moderna Coronavirus Vaccine Is 100% Effective In Adolescents Ages 12-17!
Yeah... hmm.
Effective in doing what?
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When Asked, LeBron James Refused To Say Whether Or Not He’s Received Trump’s Miracle Vaccine!
I’m sure the NBA superstar has his reasons for not answering.
And they’re all cowardly.
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John Cena!
STILL apologizing to China!
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The World’s Largest Iceberg—Larger Than The State Of Rhode Island!—Has Broken AWAY From Antarctica!
“I’ve got a score to settle,” the mammoth ice cube explains,” with the TITANIC!”
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How Will Meghan Markle And Her Husband—The Royal Formerly Known As Prince Harry—Celebrate Their 3rd Wedding Anniversary Today?
“Quietly and privately, whining to the media.”
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What’s the difference between Madonna and The Walking Dead?
One’s the living dead...
...and the other’s a zombie.
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Joe Biden Redoubles Government’s Inquiry In Determining If The Coronavirus Originated From The Wuhan Institute of Virology In China!
You mean the same inquiry you quietly ended just a few days ago?
“C’mon, man!”
Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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