Friday, May 14, 2021

The Week In Tweets: Special Medical Experts Edition!

 Medical experts agree that COVID-19 vaccinations help reduce the transmission of the dreaded Coronavirus.

“You mean like every other vaccination that’s ever existed?”
Yeah, like that.

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When The Rock left the WWE for Hollywood, he left his tag-team partners behind.
The Paper and The Scissors never wrestled again.

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I’ve seen the Bill Gates documentary...
Something tells me he’ll be happier being divorced.

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The results of the 2020 census shows an unacceptable number of white guys.
Hmm... something’s gotta be done about that.

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Beleaguered Governor Gavin Newsom Considers Doling Out California’s $38 Billion Surplus As Stimulus Checks To Californians...
“...and I’ll get right on it after my recall vote.”

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Funny how the people who voted for the man who said he would stop the Keystone XL Pipeline and reduce our oil and gas production are surprised by the gas shortage.


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Former President Jimmy Carter Relieved He’s No Longer The Worst President In Modern History.
“I can die happy now,” he says.


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The Boston Globe Explains To Its Very Intelligent Readership Why Inflation Has Made The Price Of Goods More Expensive!
“Because... um... that’s what inflation is?”


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