Fake News Reports!
The former mayor of Las Vegas, NM, Tonita Gurule-Giron, was found GUILTY of accepting kickbacks!
“What happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas!” her defense attorney argued to an uncaring jury.
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Santa Fe obelisk protesters reach agreement with DA!
District Attorney Mary Carmack-Altwies confirmed to #FakeNewsReports! that the court has agreed to explain to the eight defendants what “obelisk” means.
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#FakeNewsReports!
Feds, fire marshal investigate a Los Alamos County employee!
Fortunately, the 34-year-old Constantine Tzortzis was determined not to be on fire.
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#FakeNewsReports!
The Santa Teresa Port of Entry gains hazmat capabilities!
“And next... THE WORLD!” the New Mexico border port cackles maniacally.
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#FakeNewsReports!
The New Mexico State Fair is now HIRING for seasonal jobs!
“Does it pay as much as my unemployment does?”
Well... um... no.
“Thanks, but no thanks, amigo.”
Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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