Friday, May 14, 2021

The Week In Tweets: Special Tiny Handcuffs Edition!

 THIS JUST IN:

  The Senate has passed the Coronavirus Hate Crimes bill.
  I understand the need for such a bill, but where are they going to get handcuffs that tiny?

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Stanford Medicine released a statement yesterday strongly supporting the use of face masks to control the spread of COVID-19.
Better late than never, Stanford... I guess.

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Political Insider reports that government staffers are burnt out, traumatized, and heading for the door after a trying, trying year.
“I guess I was wrong,” says a disappointed Charles Darwin, spinning in his grave.

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Bloomberg Quicktake asks the question: The rich are getting richer, but are they getting happier?
“You bet we are!” they all confirm in unison.

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The Financial Times wonders why the Russians are abandoning the International Space Station.
“You’ll find out when that garbage scow comes crashing to the earth!” 

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Governor Gavin Newsom has declared a drought emergency in his state of California…

“…or, you can say, it’s just another Thursday.”



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