Fake News Reports!
With UFO sightings in the news, New Mexico Sen. Martin Heinrich says it’s time to turn in our tinfoil hats and get to the bottom of space aliens.
“Do they exist or don’t they?” the senator demands,
calling for answers. “BIGFOOT wants to know.”
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Boxing Bear Brewing Company—in collaboration with Gallo Negro Tattoo—releases a new beer, opens a new taproom,
and WINS the UFC championship!
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Local pro fighters, New Mexicans Austin Trout and Ray Borg, land separate fights in the Middle East.
“That’s how we like to fight,” they concurred. “Separately.”
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New Mexico Begins It’s Transition To Green Energy!
“Thanks to Doc Brown,” says Dan Arvizu, former director of the U.S. Dept. of Energy’s National Renewable Energy Laboratory,
“who came out of nowhere with this cool cold-fusion powered DeLorean.”
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The Santa Fe City Council Debates Returning To In-Person Meetings.
“We must follow the science.”
But the science says it’s okay.
“Quit confusing me with facts!”
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An Albuquerque Police Officer Gets Sick Off Of Suspect’s Cocaine!
Remember, kids, don’t ever take nose-candy from a stranger.
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The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service May List New Mexico’s Prairie Chicken As An Endangered Species!
Why?
“Because they’re delicious.”
Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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