The verdict is in:
Derek Chauvin promoted to CAPTAIN!
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Whoever forced Demi Lovato into that fro-yo shop at gunpoint has some explaining to do.
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Stacey Abrams! NOMINATED For The Nobel Peace Prize!
And if you think I’m going to satirize THAT, you’re crazy.
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Bloomberg Quicktake tells us why India’s Coronavirus surge should worry us:
“BECAUSE THEY’RE A FRIGGIN’ 1/5TH OF THE WORLD’S POPULATION!”
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Defying pressure from the only point of view allowed on fake news media, Israel drops their public mask mandate and opens their public schools.
“Why won’t they listen to me?” laments a lonely Dr. Fauci, finding himself on the bullet train to irrelevancy.
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Axios gives us the scoop that the former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is seriously considering running for president in 2024.
I’m glad HE’S taking it seriously, because the rest of the world sure isn’t.
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Reuters reports South Korean students are SHAVING THEIR HEADS to protest Japan's releasing contaminated water from their crippled Fukushima nuclear plant.
"Yeah," Japan snickers, "like THAT'S gonna stop us."
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Robert De Niro is publicly lamenting how, at the age of 77, he has to take ANY acting job because of his very expensive divorce.
And THAT'S how I got him to show up at my toddler's birthday party dressed as a party clown.
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