Hollywood: Two thousand people running to where lightning just struck.
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I don’t play the lottery.
Give me a million dollars and I’ll have a million dollars worth of problems.
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The dryer isn’t shrinking all my clothes.
The refrigerator is.
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When one door closes, another one opens, but it’s the hallways that’ll get’cha.
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Booze never broke my heart.
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I didn’t marry for money, but I’ll divorce for it.
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This pandemic has lasted so long, I even miss the people I hate.
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I wish I had saved my stimulus check so I could buy a tank of gas.
American Chimpanzee
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