Hard Core Advice From
Hard Core's Hardest Core... John Leslie!
Dear John,
I have a rich uncle and a poor cousin, and they are the most annoying people on earth. How can I get them out of my life?
—Desperate
Dear Desperate,
Easy.
Just borrow money from the rich one, then turn around and lend it to the poor one.
You'll never see either of them ever again.
Easy.
Just borrow money from the rich one, then turn around and lend it to the poor one.
You'll never see either of them ever again.
Dear John,
What would you say is the definition of "making love"?
—Curious
What would you say is the definition of "making love"?
—Curious
Dear Curious,
Making love is what a woman is doing while her man is selfishly having his filthy way with her.
Making love is what a woman is doing while her man is selfishly having his filthy way with her.
Dear John,
What does a cute puppy have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist?
—Wondering
What does a cute puppy have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist?
—Wondering
Dear Wondering,
They both have wet noses.
They both have wet noses.
Confidential to Honest:
When the fathers of the girls you date ask what you do, "Your daughter" isn't the right answer.
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