Fake News Reports!
Julian Castro Has Formally Ended His Campaign And Dropped Out Of The 2020 Presidential Race!
I have no idea who he is.
This Just In!
POPE SLAPS WOMAN!!!
"Who's your daddy?" he demands to know.
Thousands Of Iranians Crowded The Streets Of Ahvaz Joint The Funeral Procession Of Slain Terrorist Qassem Soleimani!
"It was either show up or be shot," one man grumbled honestly just before he was dragged through the streets and hung.
Qassem Soleimani's Daughter Threatens The United States With A "Dark Day."
Um... that's called night.
"What?"
A dark day is called night.
"Death to this infidel," she grumbles, flipping the switch to a light that doesn't work.
Iran Ends All Commitments To President Obama's 2015 Nuclear Deal!
You mean the one they weren't honoring anyway?
Yeah, that one.
Iconic Radio Legend Don Imus Has Died At The Age Of 79!
Don't feel bad if you thought he had died years ago.
The 79-Year-Old Don Imus Is DEAD!
The iconic radio legend actually died in 2017, but no one could tell the difference.
John Bolton Says He's Ready, Willing, And Able To Testify In President Trump's Impeachment Trial Because "that's just the kind of guy I am."
The 74-Year-Old Rod Stewart Was CHARGED In Florida With Simple Battery For Pushing A Security Guard On New Year's Eve!
"Call an ambulance," the aging rocker told his son after the altercation. "I've fallen and I can't get up."
Gene Simmons, Iconic Bassist And Front Man For The Hall Of Fame Rock & Roll Band KISS Puts Ice Cubes In His Cereal!
"Hey, I said I was a musical genius, not a genius."
Iconic Radio Legend Don Imus Has Died At The Age Of 79!
Don't feel bad if you thought he had died years ago.
The 79-Year-Old Don Imus Is DEAD!
The iconic radio legend actually died in 2017, but no one could tell the difference.
John Bolton Says He's Ready, Willing, And Able To Testify In President Trump's Impeachment Trial Because "that's just the kind of guy I am."
The 74-Year-Old Rod Stewart Was CHARGED In Florida With Simple Battery For Pushing A Security Guard On New Year's Eve!
"Call an ambulance," the aging rocker told his son after the altercation. "I've fallen and I can't get up."
Gene Simmons, Iconic Bassist And Front Man For The Hall Of Fame Rock & Roll Band KISS Puts Ice Cubes In His Cereal!
"Hey, I said I was a musical genius, not a genius."
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