Sunday, January 5, 2020

The Week In Tweets: Special World War Three Edition!

Fake News Reports!
  
Democratic Leaders Condemn President Trump For Not Givng Them Advance Warning For The Killing Of Terrorist Qassem Soleimani!
"How can we leak what you're going to do if you don't tell us first?"
  
Hollywood Has-Beens Rose McGowan & John Cusack Have Apologized To Iran For The United State's Killing Of Terrorist Qassem Soleimani!
"Who are Rose McGowan & John Cusack?" wonders Iran, scratching its head.
  
New York Times Reporter Rukmini Callimachi Says The White House's Justification For Killing Terrorist Qassem Soleimani Is Based On Evidence That Is "Razor Thin" Because "I'd Rather Start World War Three Than Give President Trump The Benefit Of A Doubt."!
    
New York Times Correspondent Rukmini Callimachi Says It's "Hard To Decouple" Terrorist Qassem Soleimani's Recent "Killing From" President Trump's Three-Year "Impeachment Saga" Because "That's Just What We Do"!
  
Julian Castro Has Formally Ended His Campaign And Dropped Out Of The 2020 Presidential Race!
I have no idea who he is.
  
Gene Simmons, Iconic Bassist And Front Man For The Hall Of Fame Rock & Roll Band KISS, Puts Ice Cubes In His CEREAL!
"Hey, I said I was a MUSICAL genius, not a genius."
  
Marijuana Prosecutions Have Dropped By HALF In Texas!
Yeah... and if you legalize murder you'd be surprised how fast the murder rate would ego down, too.
  
Anti-War Protests Erupt All Across The United States In Response To President Trump's Killing Of Terrorist Qassem Soleimani!
Say, weren't you guy's just protesting Trump's withdrawal of troops from Syria?
"So... what's your point?"
  
In California, Home Of The Largest Population Of Iranians Outside Of Iran, Persians Are Shocked, Alarmed, Or Relieved At The Killing Of Terrorist Qassem Soleimani!
Okay, people... how 'bout you make up your minds?
  
The U.S. Embassy In Baghdad Urges All Americans To Leave Iraq, Not just Because Of The Killing Of Terrorist Qassem Soleimani, But...
"...because it's just an all-around good idea."
  
NATO Temporarily Suspends Training Mission In Iraq Due To The Killing Of Terrorist Qassem Soleimani!
If THIS stops you in your tracks, NATO, maybe you should stay out of MY neighborhood.
  
  
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