Fake News Reports!
Mariah Carey Makes Musical History With Number One Hits Spanning Four Separate Decades!
In a related story, her weight also spans four decades.
John Boyega Confronts Fans Concerning A Controversial Plot Point In The New Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker Movie!
"It takes place in outer space," he lets slip.
Today (01-02-20), The World Remembers The Late, Great Isaac Asimov On His 100th Birthday!
"Why are you remembering my birthday? I'm dead."
Experts Say That Going Back To Work After The Christmas/New Year's Holiday Is Hard For Some People To Cope With!
I call those people losers.
I just survived ANOTHER New Year's Eve!
I must have a pretty good Guardian Angel.
I slept all of New Year's Day away.
So far, 2020's off to a good start.
Hong Kong Police Fires Tear Gas At New Year's Day Marchers!
"Hey, you celebrate the way YOU want," a Chinese spokesman defended, "and we'll celebrate the way WE want."
Wildfires In Australia Have Forced Victorian Government To Declare A State Of Disaster!
"How 'bout some money, United States?"
Experts Have Determined The Australian Capital Has The Worst Air Quality IN THE WORLD!
"What do you expect? Our COUNTRY'S on FIRE!"
Australians Fear THOUSANDS Of Koalas Have Died In The Country's Out Of Control Wildfires!
"If a species doesn't run away from a fire," an anti-koala advocate protested, "then they don't want to live bad enough."
American Chimpanzee
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"Why are you remembering my birthday? I'm dead."
Experts Say That Going Back To Work After The Christmas/New Year's Holiday Is Hard For Some People To Cope With!
I call those people losers.
I just survived ANOTHER New Year's Eve!
I must have a pretty good Guardian Angel.
I slept all of New Year's Day away.
So far, 2020's off to a good start.
Hong Kong Police Fires Tear Gas At New Year's Day Marchers!
"Hey, you celebrate the way YOU want," a Chinese spokesman defended, "and we'll celebrate the way WE want."
Wildfires In Australia Have Forced Victorian Government To Declare A State Of Disaster!
"How 'bout some money, United States?"
Experts Have Determined The Australian Capital Has The Worst Air Quality IN THE WORLD!
"What do you expect? Our COUNTRY'S on FIRE!"
Australians Fear THOUSANDS Of Koalas Have Died In The Country's Out Of Control Wildfires!
"If a species doesn't run away from a fire," an anti-koala advocate protested, "then they don't want to live bad enough."
American Chimpanzee
JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com
RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com
@JimDuchene
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