Nancy Pelosi Will Hand Over Trump's Articles Of Impeachment "When I'm Ready"!
Her Top 3 Things To Do First:
3) ignore the homeless crisis in my district,
2) ignore human feces & used hypodermic needles on the streets, and
1) wash off the fishy smell of Preparation H.
Bloomberg News Predicts That The Risk Of Nuclear War Is Imminent!
"And we'll keep poking at the hornet's nest until it happens," they promise.
Congresswoman Ilhan Omar Says She's "Stricken With PTSD" With All This Talk About War With Iran!
"And you know what?" she admonished from her soapbox. "It's not so bad. I don't know what our soldiers are complaining about."
Judge Judy Endorses Billionaire Ex-New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg For President!
"You know me," she explained. "I'm nuts!"
So Does Bloomberg News!
Gee, what a surprise,
Less Than 30 Days Until The Iowa Primary Polls Show Joe Biden Still Maintains A Healthy Lead Over The Other Democratic Presidential Contenders!
"Damn," a disgusted Obama was overheard complaining, "you mean I might have to endorse him after all?"
Fake News Outlets Report That North Dakota Was An Illegal Immigrant Haven Until President Trump Took Office!
I don't understand...
Is that a bad thing or a good thing?
Top Republican Choices For Their 2024 Presidential Nominee Are Ivanka Trump And Don Junior!
"That's preposterous," cry democrats as they continue to beg Michelle Obama to run for president.
When Dan Bilefsky Wrote In His New York Times Article That "Canadians Are Giddy About The Prospect Of Prince Harry & Meghan Markle Settling Here," Who Were His Sources?
"SOURCES?" the reporter laughed. "We just make that shit up!"
Nancy Pelosi Finally Sends Articles Of Impeachment Against President Trump To The Senate!
"What IS this crap?" Mitch McConnell spat disgustedly at a bug-eyed Adam Schiff. "It looks like it was written by THIRD GRADERS!"
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Her Top 3 Things To Do First:
3) ignore the homeless crisis in my district,
2) ignore human feces & used hypodermic needles on the streets, and
1) wash off the fishy smell of Preparation H.
Bloomberg News Predicts That The Risk Of Nuclear War Is Imminent!
"And we'll keep poking at the hornet's nest until it happens," they promise.
Congresswoman Ilhan Omar Says She's "Stricken With PTSD" With All This Talk About War With Iran!
"And you know what?" she admonished from her soapbox. "It's not so bad. I don't know what our soldiers are complaining about."
Judge Judy Endorses Billionaire Ex-New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg For President!
"You know me," she explained. "I'm nuts!"
So Does Bloomberg News!
Gee, what a surprise,
Less Than 30 Days Until The Iowa Primary Polls Show Joe Biden Still Maintains A Healthy Lead Over The Other Democratic Presidential Contenders!
"Damn," a disgusted Obama was overheard complaining, "you mean I might have to endorse him after all?"
Fake News Outlets Report That North Dakota Was An Illegal Immigrant Haven Until President Trump Took Office!
I don't understand...
Is that a bad thing or a good thing?
Top Republican Choices For Their 2024 Presidential Nominee Are Ivanka Trump And Don Junior!
"That's preposterous," cry democrats as they continue to beg Michelle Obama to run for president.
When Dan Bilefsky Wrote In His New York Times Article That "Canadians Are Giddy About The Prospect Of Prince Harry & Meghan Markle Settling Here," Who Were His Sources?
"SOURCES?" the reporter laughed. "We just make that shit up!"
Nancy Pelosi Finally Sends Articles Of Impeachment Against President Trump To The Senate!
"What IS this crap?" Mitch McConnell spat disgustedly at a bug-eyed Adam Schiff. "It looks like it was written by THIRD GRADERS!"
American Chimpanzee
JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com
RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com
@JimDuchene
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